pee flow disorganised.
obviously i need to get my hair done up soon. maybe cut bangs and soak it with paraphenylenediamine or something.
last friday i went for my first glorious brazilian waxing and it feels, er, glorious. i should get it done more often so i can learn to shut up, practice the correct teeth-clenching technique, and build resistant towards birth pain. now my thingthing is cleaner, and er, easier to dry. although the downfall of such glory is that i now pee like a cheapstake pipe -- cause you know how our pee flows smoothly with our pubic hair and now it goes like left right center front back so disorganised.
